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"Not surprisingly, students began pouring out of class and chasing me down the hallway out of natural curiosity. I mean, I was a screaming kid with blinding white light shining from his pants." ~Random Geekiness contest winner form Freaksandgeeks.com, conveniently named Justin

DeviantARTists say the darndest things... or something else clever like that..:

"-after you defeat, it swells like a blister, with all the oozing bumps of pus and and it gets bigger and..." ~ImagenAshyun

"~Ryou, the bunny, Bakura, the whore, Throw them together, Chain up the door" ~Part of YamiRynEnjeru's signature

"BEST....DEATH....EVER!!!" ~Mackman88's signature

"Keep your young children away from me. I have a pickaxe and I will use it." ~Part of Doodlebugz's signature

"Link: Go grapple hook!
Grapple Hook: I'm going to take ten minutes to get over to some stupid stick and then take even longer to wrap around it!
Bokomoblins: We're gonna beat the crap outta Link while he's helpless!
Link: Oh, balls." ~Psychotaryin

"Starfire: I will not let my friend live in a dark cave!
Terra: I have a flashlight...

Starfire: Where did you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, and would you like to be my new friend?
Terra: Earth, walked, red, uh, sure?" ~Terra-Girl's sig

"Is that...a cow? It is. What. The. Fuck." ~NamelessDekuScrub

"Have you ever noticed that common sense isn't very common?" ~CarrahJM's sig

"We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon." -Commander Julius Root, in sergeantstan's sig

"-this tea tastes weird.." ~NamelessDekuScrub, in a recent journal

"Your reality sucks, Use mine instead!" ~Narsilion's sig

"To all the Artists that I admire... DAMN YOU! >_<" ~Crazyfreak's sig

Me, me, me and ME!!! Because I OWN you, your next of kin, your pets, your friends, the rest of your family, a parrot, your house, twelve condos near Mahatmahatma(the imaginary land of Cookie-Crumbs Kingdom), and everything you've ever said!!! GUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! Also, stuff related to me, by blood of course:

"Quick, while it's distracted! Jump on your head and sing "Honolulu ate my pie" repetitively!!"

"Just throw it all in one folder once a week, and put it on my desktop. Otherwise, I'll have, like, twelve bazillion folders on my desktop next time I log on." ~A near quote from my older brother David

"I am more amusing than you. Why, just today, I... um.. er... well, anyway, what have YOU done lately?"

"Holy crap, I'm a highschooler! I'd forgotten that..." ~Said UNsarcastically.

"I'm sorry, what was that? I had a wombat stuck in my ear." ~to my parents

"We are not a Boyband." ~Company motto for Psychotic Fangirls Incorporated, which I OWN!! AHAHAHA!!

"I is spokeing good emblish!" me, when my dad tried to correct my grammar the other day

"I HATE Anime." ~in a blasphematic fit of pessimism as CowBoy BeBop was coming on to torture me while *I* wanted to be watching Danny Phantom, but my little brother wouldn't let me.

"I'm gonna quote you on that." ~a lot, to a lot of people. I LIKE quotes.

"I really don't see why they call it foul play. I mean, chickens aren't THAT bad..." ~my mom, which is only funny because then I fell over backwards on her bed and laughed for a good five minutes, no exaggeration. I am easily amused sometimes.

"Somewhere, somehow, for some reason, NW is waving his arms.." ~my brother, because, hyped up on frappucinos, I began laughing hysterically and waving my arms like a lunatic at the new subcomics thing for Universal Voyage on Bob&George where they have NW waving his arms. Yay, the wonders of flash.

"I can be summed up into three modes: Hyper/Insane, Depressed/pessimistic/procrastinating and bored."

"I never say "Oh my God", because that would be blasphemy, and as fun as blasphemy is to say, blasphemy is not advisable. I only say "Oh my Gawd." I mean, haven't you read my sprite comic?" ~... ... I know you haven't... *glare*

"CHIBIS!!!"

"Actually, if I tried to walk in the school, I'd probably burst into flames." ~near-quoting Reggie, while we were discussing me going to Catholic Central this year and not being Catholic(technically speaking). I would be the one there, standing on the sidelines to shout "AWESOME!! HOLLY FRIGGIN' CRAP! DO IT AGAIN!!!"

"Imagine; field of flowers, we run together, about to hug, giant chocolate bar pops up between so we each end up hugging the chocolate bar instead. We both stop, blink, shrug, and eat it." ~me laughing. Gwen and I spend long intervals separated(*tear*) and thus sometimes either a) I end up hyper, bouncing up and down and waving like an idiot, b) I yell at her for doing something wrong again, then hug her or c) we charge each other, hug, and then laugh about this. Wouldn't you just love it if that happened?

"Art sucks, because when you're good at it, you think you suck, when you're bad at it, you think you're pretty good, and when you're pretty good at it, you think you're pretty good until you join DeviantART and all these awesome, five million dollar gallery artists with more than a hundred deviations and twelve billion page hits who are WAY better than you'll ever be."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: Shut up."

>_>; Ja ne~
~Ominous Voice #8